Thank Goodness You’re Here: How to Unlock All Trophies and Achievements

Unlocked all other trophies

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Platinum

Free Charlie's Hand

Get the butter from Mother Megg's.

Bronze

Fix the Fryer

Follow the story, grabbing the spanner, screwdriver, and hammer for the mechanic.

Bronze

Grow a lovely tomato

Eventually, you'll have to jump on a bag of fertilizer. You'll fall back down, and the bag will break, causing the tomato to grow.

Bronze

Bake a big pie

You'll eventually get a meat and pie mixture for the pie shop. Carry the mixture into the machine in the shop to unlock this one.

Bronze

Have a nice cup of tea

Follow the story until you find a boy with a cup of tea. He'll ask for milk, leading to you getting food for the cow from the shop with the broken fryer.

Bronze

Capture a notorious criminal

Keep following the story until you finish the section with the man with the stretchy hand.

Bronze

Go soup shopping

You'll eventually push a bowl of soup onto the boy with the stretchy hand towards the end of the game.

Bronze

Finish the game

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Gold

Wait in reception

Instead of leaving the mayor's office at the beginning of the game, wait in the chair for about 15 minutes, and the mayor will let you in, allowing you to complete the game faster.

Gold

Kick a man when he's down

In the main square area, close to where Nick's Brick shop is,

Gold

Satisfy a fishmonger

During the main story, you'll keep ending up at the fish shop, and then you need to walk through the fishmonger's stall and slap everything to appease him. Do it each time you visit.

Gold

Find all the woodland creatures

There's several animals you need to interact with to make this trophy pop. There are some discussions online as to whether these all trigger the achievement or not, but just visit them all to make sure it works. The critters are the rodent at Megg's freezer, the owl in a tree near the farm, the mole in the garden, and the pair of ducks that seem to always speak when you pass them by the fisherman and the river.

Gold

Damage every postbox

Go around and slap all the mailboxes in town. There are six in total to find. Look around these locations to reach them: The path leading to the mayor's office; near Nick's Bricks; after the driving test car moves from its spot, you can find a postbox near an ATM; near the pie shop; in front of the "tea boy's" house; last one is near the market area, by a man working on a puzzle at a white table. If it's blocked, come back later in the story.

Silver

Hit every closed door

You literally have to go around and slap every locked door and shutter. Just go slap crazy, and you shouldn't miss this one.

Silver

Harass a service worker

There's a guy with a big butt working out of a van in the shopping area. Slap him a few times when you can to eventually unlock this.

Silver

Find the singing mice

The singing mice always appear in trios in two trash bags and one trash bin. When you spot the trash, you need to slap all three of them so they can start singing. One group is to the left of the Fishmonger's Shop; the second is on a bench near the seagull/bean quest area; and the third is in the beginning town area to the left of a bench (close to where you mowed the lawn).

Silver

An invitation rescinded

You'll see a mole pop out once you enter the well. He'll eventually invite you, and then once you pass him again, he'll take the invitation back, and the achievement will pop.

Silver

Mow the grass

Right when you leave the mayor's office, interact with the lawnmower in the southern section near the gardener.

Silver

Learn about Larry's favorite drinks

Return to the pub when you get the chance and listen to all the dialogue. It appears that you might need to break the glasses each time you visit, too.

Silver

Help Keri stack the shelves

Go into Price Shaggers and smack everything on the shelves.

Bronze

Bully Charlie

After the second time you dirty up the man's house by entering the chimney, leave the house to find two kids bullying a man in the fence. Help them bully Charlie to unlock this one.

Bronze

Satiate Brigadier Bean Tin

Once you break the table where the suspicious man is selling watches, enter the alley and climb up the platforms to find a tin of beans to knock down.

Bronze

Smash a commemorative plate

Go down the hole in the town center a few times until the plate falls off the cupboard.

Bronze

Leave Reception

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Bronze

Help Nick open a new shop

Whenever you visit Nick's Bricks in the main area by the mayor, slap the wall. After you gather the birds for the bean man, you'll end up at the bar. Leave the bar, head to Nick's Bricks on the west side, and smack the wall until it finally creates a shop.

Bronze

Find all of Sam's Meat Bits

On your journey to get the screwdriver, you'll end up at Sam's Meats. Jump inside the meat on the table.

Bronze

Visit Polly and Paul in their home

When you're at the part of the game when you need to hop on the fertilizer bag to gain air, walk to the left of the screen instead.

Bronze

Watch Bobby's Party Trick

Mess with the police box to the left of the bar in the main square area where the mayor's office is. Smack the cop each time you visit until the dialogue exhausts and the achievement pops.

Bronze

Help Marge chop her Chippies

Exhaust all the dialogue before ending the talking potatoes' lives during the story.

Bronze

Go against Graham's advice

After getting the hammer, a bunch of friendly-looking flowers will appear in the area near Price Shaggers. Slap them all.

Bronze

Rid Sue of her snail problem.

Snails will appear in the garden towards the end of the game; kill them to unlock this trophy.

Bronze

Put Ronny in the recovery position

When the man opens Mother Megg's at the start of the game, slap him on the floor. If the achievement doesn't appear, hit him again after freeing the man's hand from the drain.

Bronze