Yes, the D.I.A.P.E.R. Program is real. No, it’s not about actual diapers. Welcome to Revenge of the Savage Planet, where nothing is sacred and everything is an acronym. If you’re trying to complete the D.I.A.P.E.R. achievement and grab all the cosmetic rewards tied to it, here’s your quick and clean guide to doing just that.
What is the D.I.A.P.E.R. Program?
After you clean up the goo on the radar outside your Habitat in Nu Florida, you’ll get a long, extremely weird video message from the Shama Lama. This kicks off the D.I.A.P.E.R. questline; a multi-part comedy program that mostly exists to humiliate your character and hand out outfits.
How to Start Diaper Quests
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Clear goo off the radar tower near your Habitat.
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Wait for a new message from Shama Lama.
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Watch the full video (it’s unskippable and deeply strange).
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The D.I.A.P.E.R. quests will now appear in your journal.
What You Need to Do
Each stage of the D.I.A.P.E.R. program requires you to complete a ridiculous objective, usually themed around Alta’s corporate training modules. These vary but include:
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Taking selfies in embarrassing locations
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Performing some combo moves with traversal tools
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Capturing certain creatures
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Interacting with weird Habitat decorations
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Following Shama Lama’s highly questionable advice
These tasks show up like side quests in your journal and will be marked clearly as part of the D.I.A.P.E.R. initiative.
What You Get
Each completed module unlocks exclusive outfits for your explorer. These are mostly silly, colorful, or vaguely unsettling… Perfect for this game’s tone. Once you finish the final module, you’ll get the “Ding Dong” achievement and full D.I.A.P.E.R. completion credit.
Final Blurb
Yes, the D.I.A.P.E.R. Program is ridiculous, and yes, it’s completely worth doing. It’s packed with jokes, cosmetic rewards, and some of the game’s most absurd writing. Just follow the prompts, listen to the Shama Lama’s nonsense, and try not to think too hard about what D.I.A.P.E.R. actually stands for.
