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Date Everything is an extensive, humorous dating simulation with over 100 wildcard characters to romance. Players will find that dating everything means, literally, everything. This includes concepts, trash, and furniture of all shapes and sizes.
The couch in Date Everything is a cozy, lovable chill guy named Koa. Koa is known for relaxation and taking it easy, which is exactly how players can date him. Unfortunately, Koa’s storyline does seem to have a bug where his conversation gets stuck. So, here’s how to get the Love ending with Koa and avoid his glitch in Date Everything.
How to Find Koa in Date Everything
Koa is Dateable 20
Players will most likely encounter Koa early on in their Date Everything playthrough. They’ll find him in their living room by scanning the green couch. Players who have romanced Mitchell Linn will know Koa from his Hawaiian-fusion restaurant.
The best way to get to know Koa is to spend time together, doing nothing at all. Koa’s laid-back demeanor is more than a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle. He is a man of few words, and getting to know him the typical way won’t work in the player’s favor. Instead, pick the ing responses when meeting Koa:
- Nice to meet you.
- Did you want to be alone?
- Yeah, I love that.
- Guess I’ll give it a shot then.
- Is this my pocket change?
- I’m touched you’d share your culture with me.
The next few times they talk to Koa will go down similarly. Koa will present players with a gift and give them some insight into his love language.
How to Date Koa in Date Everything
While conversation is a big part in romancing other Dateables, players should appreciate Koa’s gifts and respect his desire for minimal conversation if they want to romance him. Being rude or having too much energy will make him uncomfortable. Choose the ing options during the second interaction with Koa:
- Thanks!
- …
- You found my car keys!
- Thanks!
The next time players talk to Koa, there’s a chance the conversation will become stuck in a loop. However, they can progress further with Koa by choosing the ing responses:
- You know it!
- Oh hell yeah!
- Oh yeah we do do that.
The next time players talk to Koa, they will get one of his relationship endings.
Unless you are rude or mean to Koa, you can easily get the Friendship or Love endings.
Choose the ing options to get the Love ending with Koa:
- You look less sleepy than usual…
- Isn’t it always?
- Leftover sweets?
- ‘I love you?’
- Thank you!
- I stale Valentine heart you to Koa.
Players will earn points in the Empathy SPECS category once they get a relationship ending with Koa. This isn’t the final ending for Koa, though. Players can bring him to life as a human using a feature called Realization. Players Realize characters using their Realization Recipe. These recipes consist of a combination of SPECS points, usually in the higher range. Koa’s Realization Recipe includes the ing:
Dateable |
Smarts |
Poise |
Empathy |
Charm |
Sass |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Koa |
10 |
80 |
100 |
40 |
20 |