Turns out the Gold Toilet isn’t just for flexing…. It’s actually a working, functional thing in Schedule 1. Yes, you can flush stuff down it. Yes, it disappears forever. No, your cleaners won’t touch it. But honestly, it’s still way more useful than it has any right to be.
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Where to Get the Gold Toilet
You’ll find it at BleuBall’s Boutique, right next to Ray’s Real Estate (east of the Car Wash, southeast of the Motel). Herbert runs the place and only opens shop from 6:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m..
The Gold Toilet costs a few grand and is sold alongside other luxury items like watches and gold bars. It’s a straight-up flex—but it actually has a function, too.
How the Golden Toilet Works
Here’s how to use it:
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Grab your trash grabber.
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Walk around your property and pick up trash, junk, or even bad product.
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Head to the Gold Toilet, aim at the bowl, and pour the item in.
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Flush. The item will disappear instantly.
No trash bags. No hassle. No one has to know you ever made that bad batch of meth.
Regular Toilets Work Too
If you’re not feeling fancy (or you’re just sad and broke) regular toilets from the hardware store work the same way. But let’s be real here my guy, why go basic when you can flush your failures in gold?
Final Blurb
The Gold Toilet in Schedule 1 is the best trash can money can buy. No need for bags or bins—just flush your problems away in true bawssman style.
